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Amazing new idea:

By a moped and a glitter cannon. Find women being holla’d at on the street and blast their admirers with glitter. Need a snappy one-liner.

“This is literally what dreams are made of!”

“Your mother is very disappointed ok you!”

“This is not an appropriate way to communicate with people!”

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   I would happily buy action figures of any superhero who does this.

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   Attention: Holla Back DC. Let’s get

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19. kelsium said: I bet Faith can supply you with her “Eat a bag of dicks.” and “Your mother would be ashamed of you.” cards.
20. momgenes said: I propose an actual cannon instead
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