My next door neighbor is so awesome.
She’s caught Barnabus after he escaped twice, she took a package that was delivered early off my front steps so it wouldn’t get ruined in the rain while I was out of town, and just now she gave me the name of the kid who smashed up my mailbox.
So anyway, what do I do with this information? I think the kid has parents who give a shit, so I’m leaning toward going to his house and talking to them instead of calling the cops. I know the little scumbag has stolen mail from me, too, and he terrorizes other houses down here… I don’t know, dudes, do I call the police on an 8th grader or let his parents ruin his fun?
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allthewhiskeyinheaven said:
Smash up his whatever the eighth-grade equivalent of a mailbox is.
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whiskey-robot said:
Definitely tell the parents. They’ll do better than the cops. Good to have a heads up as a parent, too, I bet.
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panoplyclubofmichigan said:
Parents first. Then whoop his ass yourself.
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cannonball101 said:
Parents first, and if they don’t fix it, the cops.
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blissandzen said:
Parents first, and be sure to mention that the US Mail is a Federal operation, so the next step is not local cops and juvie, but the FBI and Federal Court. I bet it doesn’t happen again.
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illustratedexample said:
Parents, if they don’t do anything then the cops.
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thecranium said:
Maybe go to the house and tell them you know it’s their kid and if it happens again you will be calling the cops.
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