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shorterexcerpts: lickypickystickyfree: this vagina couch looks mighty comfy… I don’t know. I went to rest my head on that headrest and the couch started getting very, very slippery. I guess I shouldn’t have run my hands around the outside so many times before sitting on it. Thank you, shorterexcerpts, for somehow making this even grosser.

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lickypickystickyfree:

this vagina couch looks mighty comfy…

I don’t know. I went to rest my head on that headrest and the couch started getting very, very slippery. I guess I shouldn’t have run my hands around the outside so many times before sitting on it.

Thank you, shorterexcerpts, for somehow making this even grosser.

(Source: lickystickypickywe)

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    I wouldn’t be able to relax.