Just got a text from an ex-girlfriend.
It’s a little picture of two kids roller-skating, accompanied by the text “Happy valentine’s Day!!”. This is annoying enough, for all the obvious reasons, but what makes it even worse is now I’m receiving lots of texts from people who apparently have phones with a reply-all function for mass SMS messages.
I will now be sending “cat fact” text messages to all of these people. Stuff like this:

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imthedivineashley said:
Makes me almost want to Valentine text you JUST FOR THE CAT FACTS! Lulz Reddit.
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