January 2011
98 posts
Other People's Groceries, a variant:
lenorebeadsman:
My groceries: (12) beers, (1) bottle wine, (1) bottle bourbon, (1) carton orange-tangerine juice, 40 lbs salt pellets
I’ve been looking up every god I can find on Wikipedia and praying to them for a fucking Fargo-style blizzard.
I’ll let you guys know if prayer works by live-blogging my days, which will consist of drinking, cooking, playing Minecraft, not putting...
Lenore Beadsman
Quote of the Day
During a discussion I thought was about the potential cost of prosthetic toes:
“No, I’m talkin bout stolen toes. Fuckin’ black market toes.”
imthedivineashley asked: You should write a cookbook. A cookbook for those with low self-esteem. DUMP IT IN THE POT YOU STUPID FUCK. NOW BROWN THAT SHIT.
hermionedanger:
wisearoundtheclock:
maritsa:
wisearoundtheclock replied to your post: “Indian giver?”
What does it mean?
Someone who gives you a gift, then takes it back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_giver
Oh. Ew.
$10,000 says no one in a position of authority says a word to her about it. Because Indians aren’t real, you know, it’s just an idiom, nobody means anything by it....
I’m so full I want to vomit omg.
“If Comcast can destroy Net Neutrality, it can offer ‘tiered service’ and make...”
– Net Neutrality, Keith Olbermann, and the Limits of Schadenfreude (via garlandgrey)
Net Neutrality is really, really important, y’all.
(via neveralovelysoreal)
I’m slightly ashamed to admit this, but one of the major reasons I was an Obama supporter was his stance on net neutrality....
2 tags
HOLY CHRIST
It was weird enough when I found out that Real Dolls exist, because that shit is creepy as fuck. Unfortunately, I have found something worse exists than even these hollow-eyed denizens of the uncanny valley. Teddy Babes.
But, Gregtron, what the fuck is a Teddy Babe, anyway?
Glad you asked! It’s a cross between a Real Doll and a stuffed animal! They’re anatomically correct (duh),...
Oh, so y’all mother fuckers wanna live like gregtron? Then pop fucking quiz.
1) You have to be at work real fucking early. In fact, your first mother fucking meeting in your long ass day of getting shit done is seven mother fucking am. Do you:
A) go to bed like a real fucking adult so your ass is all rested and ready to kick the whole day’s ass, or
B) stay up til two fucking am...
SICK FUCK
(works on a number of levels. the number is two. it works on two levels.)
I definitely sat down to read before bed last night, then I looked up and was like, damn, it’s dawn.
I am a child.
Wait, what?
This is not well-written, and I apologize. I am p gd hung over.
Lenore described the plot of this new Portman/Kutcher trainwreck to me as “two people fuck,” and I cannot find any evidence that it is anything more.
We have moved now into a world in which cinema eschews even the faintest idea of a story, a plot, of developed characters, to tell you that two hot people are rubbing their genitals...
STFU, RACISTS!!!: More from WTFSTFUR →
wtfstfuracists:
The STFU Racists tumblr is like a cult.
The editor (Whom I think more of as “the leader”) only tells you what you want to hear. People that are racist against whites won’t complain when a Caucasian says that a negative trait belongs only to them.
Say something against…
If y’all appreciate universal ownage of bigots by the power of justice, knowledge, and...
Big Boi’s St. Lucious was a better album than Kanye’s. I know literally 100% of people on every planet disagree, but it’s the mother fucking truth. They’re both concept albums, of a sort, introspective pieces that muse on the nature of hip-hop, weed, and pussy. The defining difference is the lack of subtext, the honesty of St. Lucious.
Also, the beatz R 2 fattttttt
3 tags
Yes I really am seriously contemplating an online...
http://amorphia-apparel.com/ is the fucking real deal.
1 tag
and thus a hero was born
HOLD THE FUCK ON ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAM ANIMORPHS UP IN THIS BITCH BECAUSE FUCK I LOVE ME SOME GODDAM TEENAGERS BECOMING ANIMALS AND FIGHTING ALIENS
I’m nominating Rzinz for All Caps Comment of the Day.
Blue Collar
cannonball101:
During our marketing meeting yesterday, this exchange happened (completely unrelated to the topic at hand).
Boss: If I were a construction worker, I’d totally be a plumber.
Me: Actually, no, if you were a plumber, you’d be a plumber. If you were a construction worker, you’d be a construction worker.
Not to be too picky here, but plumbing is, in many cases, construction. Every...
Hermione Danger: @gregtron →
gregtron:
hermionedanger:
A conversation like, “Animorphs was so fucking awesome and they’re rereleasing them with new covers and hopefully fixing that really annoying retcon in the first book” or like, “Animorphs sucks”?
Hopefully the first kind.
(Also, hi! Big fan.)
Dude,…
No, I didn’t. Sadly, around the age of 11 or 12 I turned into a twerp who only wanted to read adult...
@gregtron
hermionedanger:
A conversation like, “Animorphs was so fucking awesome and they’re rereleasing them with new covers and hopefully fixing that really annoying retcon in the first book” or like, “Animorphs sucks”?
Hopefully the first kind.
(Also, hi! Big fan.)
Dude, absolutely the first kind. I don’t remember what made me think of it, but I just wiki’d Animorphs and thought...
1 tag
WHY DO I KEEP F5ING TUMBLR IF NO ONE IS POSTING
WHY DO I KEEP F5ING TUMBLR IF NO ONE IS POSTING