December 2010
18 posts
On a lighter note →
I ordered a new coffee mug. When you add coffee, the dinosaurs turn into DINOSAUR...
It's ok to kill people.
There are a lot of metrics for determining whether or not a person’s moral or ethical positions make them even remotely sane. There are people say “ethnic” or “urban” in offensive sentences in the place of racial slurs; People who are otherwise completely ignorant of biological sciences spouting nonsense they hear from evolutionary biologists to mask their sexism...
NO SKYMALL ON MY PLANE
WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE
A startling revelation I had while listening to R...
He will fuck your girlfriend. He will fuck your wife. He will fuck your mom. He will fuck your sister.
And then he’ll write song about it.
And then you’ll be like, shit, this track is dope.
best battle rap line ever
“I carry more weight than a white kid with a back pack.”
Kesah pt 2
I could just see her panhandling in short shorts and cowboy boots, being rude to passers-by. Her sign reads:
“Nd $$$ 4 nu AUTOTUNE SOFTWARE lolz”
Someone is buying a house!
I’ve seen a couple posts about home ownership, and thought I’d share a couple of things I’ve loved and hated in my four years as a Real American Success Story.
1) The interest you pay on your mortgage comes straight off your taxes. The first few years are going to end up being like living at massively reduced rent. That fades, of course, as you eventually your payments...
UPS... What?
UPS is awesome.
Their corporate culture is the absolute epitome of don’t give a fuck, and everything they do is an act of defiance against their customers.
This morning, I heard the UPS truck driving down our street. I saw it stop out of my living room window. I saw the driver stop before even reaching the sidewalk… And throw my package at the front door.
Thunk
I ripped the...
It's almost that time of year again, guys.
That time of year when I read Pitchfork’s top 100 albums of the year and ask myself 100 times “Who the hell is this?”